Speaking of Orgies
Simon Sheppard, QSyndicate.com
We've all seen the movie. There's a fade-in to an opulent, palatial room,
most likely in ancient Rome. A self-indulgent emperor reclines on a gilded
chaise lounge, gorging on grapes and roasted pig, while all around him
lustful people are doing perfectly orgiastic things. This being the movies,
you're more likely to see acres of well-oiled, toga-clad bodies squirming
around than a single glimpse of dick, but no matter. Though the fabulous
Technicolor orgy scene is most oft provided as an object lesson in the
consequences of bad behavior – a prelude to the rise of some religious
figure, the fall of Rome, or Samson bringing down the house – let's face it:
Who amongst us, watching badly choreographed chorus boys doing some
fake-ancient Macarena, hasn't at least for a moment thought, "Mmm, I want
some of that"?
Well, buddy, the good news is that you can get it. As Prince might have
said, "Tonight we're going to party like it's A.D. 99." Sure, it won't be
exactly the same: Unless you're very lucky, Russell Crowe is supremely
unlikely to show up. But yes, you too can take part in absolutely delectable
orgies, stunning sex parties, and gratifying group sex.
"I just love balls-out sex parties," says one orgy-goer, "the more decadent
the better. One-on-one sex is great, of course. But there's just something
so very hot about being in a whole roomful of naked guys."
Many larger towns and cities have for-pay sex clubs or admission-charging,
invitation-only private parties. But if you're a sexhound with decent social
skills, a bit of ambition, and an apartment at least large enough to swing a
cat in, you too can play a kinder, gentler Nero and throw a sex party that
will leave your guests sticky and smiling. And if you're less a party-giver
sort than a guest type, you can be there when those naughty not-so-ancient
slave boys start their dance. And yippee, you can even join right in.
Sex parties range from pay-at-the-door commercial affairs to impromptu
get-togethers after a night of sweaty dancing, from elaborate leather
dungeon fantasies to a friendly Friday-night get-together arranged via an
online ad. What they all have in common is an abundance of available, horny
There are those, of course, who believe that sex is only meant to cement the
bond between people in love. Sex parties, though, are all about recreational
sex. Which is not to say that you and your honey can't attend for the sheer
joy of playing with each other in front of witnesses. Neither is it
impossible to meet the man of your dreams in the middle of a steamy
clusterfuck. (That's especially true for specialty orgies – foot fetish
flings, spanking soirees, and the like – where you're more likely to rub up
against guys into whatever kink gets you hard, too.)
But for most guys, sex parties are about the opportunity to meet new men,
play in all sorts of enchanting combinations, and go home with satiated
smiles on their faces.
"Going to a sex party and playing in a group – or with a series of guys – is
just so different from what I was used to," enthuses a guy who's started
playing at parties. "It's even different from going to a three-way at
somebody's house. It's a real party."
Successful orgy-going uses the usual social skills – openness, sociability,
a sense of adventure, good manners – but an ability to suck cock helps, too.
And throwing an orgy is a lot like putting on a nonsexual party, only the
host sets out condoms as well as chips and dips. (Perhaps needless to say,
group sex is a particularly efficient way of passing around STDs, so your
usual safe sex rules apply, only more so.)
Flesh - sometimes it's great just to relax and spread it around. So when in
Rome, screw as the Romans do: take off that toga and raise a column or two.
Simon Sheppard is the author of Kinkorama: Dispatches from the Front Lines
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