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"Drop your facade, Gemini!"
July 26, 2004


ARIES (March 21 to April 20)
Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you things you'd wear and enjoy if you were happy! Indulge yourself with treats (including a sumptuous Gemini), but don't forget to put some dough aside that will grow later. Long-term investments are looking good.

TAURUS (April 21 to May 20)
The full moon on July 31 lands on the top of your chart, which means that you need to make some very open and public career decisions. Luckily, you've got the floor and a very powerful audience is ready to hear (and applaud) your spiel. Start tap dancing (and lap dancing with a Scorpio).

GEMINI (May 21 to June 21)
Things are definitely not what they seem right now. The full moon on July 31 provides you with too much information about your love life. Following your logic may be the most irrational thing you could do right now. Take a more intuitive course and travel with a Virgo.

CANCER (June 22 to July 22)
Your friends could drag you kicking and screaming into the gay social scene during the days ahead. You need to be among friends, lovers, exes, and strangers. A Libra has been waiting for you to come out of your shell. You've got the money to spend and the libido to release. Why are you sitting at home whining?

LEO (July 23 to August 22)
You have a lot of strength and power right now, but your mission is to practice restraint with a capital "R." Try this as a trial run: say "maybe" to an Aquarius who asks you to put up or shut up. You don't have to get into massive amounts of trouble, do you?

VIRGO (August 23 to September 22)
The full moon on July 31 puts you in a serious frame of mind, so don't play any games with the boys in your life. A cards-on-the-table approach works best. And you'd better be willing to wait. Don't worry, though –a Pisces is just as anxious to get it on as you are. Enjoy the seduction.

LIBRA (September 23 to October 22)
It's a good time to push for a raise or to strike out on your own. Other people believe in your talents, and you should, too. Practice your sales pitches in front of a mirror – or in front of a Cancer, naked. You have the goods to sell; you just need to work on your marketing techniques.

SCORPIO (October 23 to November 21)
The Sun and Mercury are both traveling through your career sector, making this a power time for you, Miss Thing. However, make sure all your ducks are in a row before making any drastic moves. Playing it cool gets you far. But you'd better show some emotion with a lusty Leo.

SAGITTARIUS (November 22 to December 21)
You are in for a bit of luck in late July and early August, but you may not believe it. You should. If someone offers you a trip to Maui or a free gym membership, take it. You're getting your karmic payback, and you've earned it. Celebrate whatever good news comes your way with a Capricorn.

CAPRICORN (December 22 to January 19)
Uranus may be causing you financial confusion. Take a step back and ask yourself what you are really working so hard for. Get out of the day-to-day mindset and rethink your future. A Sag is surprisingly in sync with you.

AQUARIUS (January 20 to February 18)
There is no way you can avoid having intense experiences with lovers and colleagues during this cycle. Jump in and try to understand all the folks you are entangled with. The end of confusion is near. A Taurus gives you the perspective (and full-body massage) you need.

PISCES (February 19 to March 20)
The full moon on July 31 falls in the most psychic sector of your chart. At last, your dreams will provide you with clear messages about your love life and other key relationships. Make note of what your unconscious is saying. An Aries is turned on by your intuition.


Jill Dearman is the author of the best-selling Queer Astrology for Men and Queer Astrology for Women (both from St. Martin's Griffin).
 

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