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Ross von Metzke | June 30, 2008

Ryan Daharsh – an old favoutite

Sometimes, we find it a tad difficult to bring you a new hottie of the week every week – I mean, logically speaking, drop dead gorgeous guys aren�t born every day. So we went back through the archive to visit some of our old favourites and were pleased to find new photos of one of those nearest and dearest to our hearts.

Ryan Daharsh – previously known as that Greek God with the curly mop of blonde locks atop his head – going for a completely different look with straight hair, has been racking up gigs for the likes of� wait for it. Calvin Klein.

OK, so not the standard black and white billboards we�ve come to love, but I don�t mind these color shots we found to feature here. I�ll take Ryan however they want to give him.

I love that they flat ironed his mop into a very retro, glam 80�s look. So Bowie.

Of course, Ryan can keep it natch too� just google his name and you�ll find a slew of those.

But for now, feast your eyes on this!

When Oprah turned 50, Celine Dion serenaded her with �Because You Loved Me,� Tina Turner flew in from the South of France, Maya Angelou composed a special poem for the occasion – short of Toni Morrison crafting yet another novel the American public can pretend to understand and calling it Oprah, if there was a stop to pull out, her gaggle of friends did in droves.

So now Nelson Mandela – leader of a free South Africa – is turning 90. Amy Winehouse, originally wanted to be doing shots of Makers Mark with her crackhead hubbie rather than give a little love to a man Ghandi credited with inspiring his work.

However she ended up wowing the great man and the crowd with her version of 'Free Nelson Mandela'

Meanwhile, cell phone wielding super-mess Naomi Campbell, turned up in spite of being told not to bother coming.

Why? She probably just wanted her photo with Nelson for the next time she gets arrested – �This is me with Nelson� equals get out of jail free!

Other guests in attendance included Chelsea Clinton, Oprah and Kim Cattrall.

Oh yeah – Nelson�s a huge Sex & the City fan. In fact, he uses video clips of Samantha Jones to promote condom use in Africa.

The rumors have been floating around for months, but now, odds are pretty good Madonna and Guy Ritchie are calling it quits.

The Power of Goodbye... squared!

According to various reports, Madonna has secured the services of Paul McCartney�s divorce lawyer – Fiona Shackleton – while Guy Ritchie has lawyered up too. This one�s gonna be a doozie – no pre-nup, allegedly.

What? One of the richest recording artists in history is going head to head with the guy who directed Swept Away? Nevermind she starred in it� – here�s no way he�s the breadwinner in that match up.

You�ve got to wonder if Madge bribed him to keep quiet about their marriage problems while she waited for Malawi to clear her adoption of David.

Oh lord – this is gonna be a custody mess. She�s got Lourdes going with Carlos every other weekend, Rocco doing day trips with Guy, plus she�s gotta take David back to Africa so he can keep in touch with his roots and shoot PSA�s for her foundation.

Thank God she�s not doing the Hard Candy tour by bus! File this one under nasty.

Photos of Hulk Hogan squirting Banana Boat all over baby Brooke�s ass surfaced in the tabloids this week, and Brooke reached out to US Weekly to set the record straight. "I know I'm a grown woman, but it's like he's touching an old car. He used to change my diaper!"

Yeah – he totally looks like he�s greasing up some broke down, saltwater taffy orange AMC Pacer.

Hey, you can�t blame Hulk for trying to get a piece. His wife�s across town banging the hell out of some community college dropout. I�d be pissed too.

Meanwhile, Brooke spent the week posing for a new series of photos in Maxim.

Wonder if Hulk pulled a Joe Simpson and sat around picking Brooke�s wedge out of her greased up ass between takes?

Alert the press.

For the 3,213th time this year, bloggers are convinced Chace Crawford is gay. Why they never go after people like that kid from That�s So Raven or the fat fuck from all those Seth Rogen movies, I don�t know, but apparently, if you�re hot, toned and hairless in Hollywood, you�re suspect.

This time, though, they haven�t linked him to a down and out boy bander, but to his currently unattached Gossip Girl co-star – and roomie, let it be said – Ed Westwick.

Um, yeah... sign me up

According to reports, Chace and Ed aren�t even trying to hide it on the set. Open mouth kissing was reported. Ooooh, snap!

What�s next? Bareback fucking in front of Kraft services?

According to Perez – because since he�s spent the bulk of his blog career trying to out Latifah and Wentworth, so everyone goes to him first – The New York Post and the Daily News are both declining to run the item because they don�t like to out people.

Yeah right. You know the source only got his info because Blake Lively told him she�d strap one on if he kept quiet. File this one under maybe, but not convinced.

Of course, if Chace would like to drop trou and convince me, I�ll be at The Abbey later tonight in a private cabana.

And in more disturbing news – yes, even more disturbing that that Verne Troyer sex tape, which I decided not to devote an entire section to because I had enchiladas for lunch – Corey�s Haim and Feldman both admitted on the set of their reality show that they were touched inappropriately as teens.

Feldman told GQ, "People can say whatever they want, but it wasn't Michael (as in Jackson, cuz� that would just open up a whole other can of worms). He and I have our own issues, but that wasn't one of them. The guy that did this to me was my assistant. I was still a virgin at the time. I hadn't even had sex with a girl. So for me it was just kind of bewildering."

Wait, hold up. Even at 14, if my assistant tried to feel me up, I�d tell him to drop to his knees and get it right. Seriously, wax that shit til it shines like the top of the Chrysler building. Broooowahahahahahahaha!

Oooh, when Corey was 14, he was doing Goonies and Stand By Me.

Speilberg? Rob Reiner?

Nah – you know it was Martha Plimpton. That bitch had sexaholic written all over her. Like in Parenthood where she called out Dianne Wiest on not being able to get off on anything that wasn�t plugged in.

Nasty girl!

Alright, I�m out – til� we meet again folks, remember� take some time to stop and smell the gossip! – Issued by Gay Link Content

  • Ross von Metzke is the Entertainment Editor of Gay Web Monkey and GayWired.com. The former Editor in Chief of Xodus Magazine, his work has appeared in YM, Performing Arts, The San Diego Union Tribune, Entertainment Weekly, Instinct and Link. Ross lives in Los Angeles.

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